DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN
fred finna tear it up in the basement
when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over
Best reaction ever.
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable