fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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omfg i remember this

(Source: tweezing)

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(Source: condom)


I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things. 

phukers:

phukers:

My ideal guy is long, tan, and handsome 

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oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord)

lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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